It’s back!
The smartass part of my brain wants to come out and play, so I’m gonna let it. Below are some inspirational quotes pasted over images that make no sense. I’ve added my own captions to said images for comical effect. If you find these funny, be sure to check out Round One and Round Two.

And jam is like a lake. You can’t think about either without wishing you had some bread. Because toast. And ducks. Or something.

Well since our boat floated away, I don’t see that we have a choice. Repeat after me: pile hitch. Google it next time.
That is all for this round. Til next time.
I like these. They’re pretty hilarious.
You should effing do this once a week. Seriously. Schedule it for Friday or Monday, in the morning, but do it during the week and let ‘er rip. The Smartass You needs to come out and play more often.
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Yeah, I haven’t let smartass me play in a while. She’s getting antsy.
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Antsy? Maybe you just have allergies.
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I think Chewie was enjoying his motivation a little too much. I had to Google “pile hitch” because even thought we had a 30′ cabin cruiser, I didn’t know what a pile hitch was. Because Florida. Spring lines.
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I had to google different knots before I wrote that.
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