Of course we love our kids, but why do they do those crazy behaviors that make zero amount of sense? Welcome to Part 3 of The Child’s Code, which I believe is a secret book that all kids receive at birth explaining the most annoying behaviors they can perform. I think this is the only…

Welcome to the next installment of what I believe are the guiding principles of The Child’s Code, a secret book that all kids must get at birth. This is how they all somehow know to annoy their parents in the same ways. If you missed numbers 1-5, be sure to read The Child’s Code –…

Kids are annoying. Sure, they can be cute, lovable, even delightful. But a lot of the time, they are annoying. My belief is that around the time of birth, they all received a secret copy of a book called “The Child’s Code” which includes all the behaviors that most annoy their parents. How else do…