I Suck At Baking

I tried to bake a cake today. This was the result. Mind you, this was after the things fell in the oven and I had devised a way to fill in the craters with frosting. Now, there will be no cake. Tear. I’m more of a cook, as in preparing meats and sides in a pan…

Drivers Just Need To Chill The Hell Out

There is a place where I refuse to drive under any circumstances. That place is Houston, where my husband is from. Driving there is terrifying. You have to cut across multiple lanes of traffic, while being cut off, while talking about the different routes you could take with your passenger, while dodging the merging and…

Don’t Be Alarmed, This Is Just Your Clock

Today is the last official day of my spring break, meaning that I’ll once again be employing the services of my alarm clock. My clock isn’t anything fancy. It’s just one of those standard glowing-red-number devices that plays the radio or an obnoxious buzzer at wake-up time. Like all people, sometimes I oversleep my alarm,…

Coffee, The Elixir of Consciousness

I love coffee. I’m not talking about the sugary concoctions they sell at Starbucks. I drink those when I’m in the mood for a milkshake. I’m talking about dark, rich drip coffee with a little Splenda and some cream. I know talking about coffee on the internet is about as original as talking about bacon.…