Funny Friday: The One With The Cakes

Today is my birthday. I find it extremely convenient that it falls on a Friday this year, as it offers a useful idea for a Funny Friday topic.

Side note: Googling “funny birthday cakes” yields horrifying results. Horrifying. The portrayal of body parts and functions in frosting form and too many to count.

Google: I said “funny”, not “effed up”. Get it right. Geez.

I prefer pie, so I’ll probably be celebrating with a birthday pie. Ergo, no personal example this week. But I picked through what the internet has to offer to compile an amusing and creative list. After this, I’ll probably have to curl into the fetal position on the floor and suck my thumb. I hope you guys appreciate what I do for you.

Yes, it looks like steak. Yes, it's really a cake. I don't know about you, but this confuses my senses too much.  Eyes: it's steak. It should be meaty and delicious. Tongue: it's sweet, though. Eyes: Did you see the browning? And the fat? mmm. Tongue: it's sweet, dudes. I don't know what you want from me.

Yes, it looks like steak. Yes, it’s really a cake. I don’t know about you, but this confuses my senses too much.
Eyes: It’s steak. It should be meaty and delicious.
Tongue: It’s sweet, though.
Eyes: Did you see the browning? And the fat? mmm. Fatty meaty goodness.
Tongue: It’s sweet, dudes. I don’t know what you want from me.

We'll call this the "fiery almost death scene" cake.

We’ll call this the “fiery almost death scene” cake.

These are awesome. Because owls.

These are awesome. Because owls.

I love how Santa and the elf are looking at Frosty's remains like, "Well, this is awkward."

I love how Santa and the elf are looking at Frosty’s remains like, “Well… this is awkward.”

Is it just me, or does this break the laws of physics?

Is it just me, or does this one break the laws of physics?

This one too.

This one too.

And speaking of physics... or physicists, rather.

And speaking of physics… or physicists, rather.

One more, I think, and since I’m a child of the 80s…

This cake is to remind you of the things that were once cool. Like you.

This cake is to remind you of the things that were once cool. Like you.

I hope you’re all hungry for cake now. Or steak. Or Rubik’s cubes. Or something.

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