Today is my birthday. I find it extremely convenient that it falls on a Friday this year, as it offers a useful idea for a Funny Friday topic.
Side note: Googling “funny birthday cakes” yields horrifying results. Horrifying. The portrayal of body parts and functions in frosting form and too many to count.
Google: I said “funny”, not “effed up”. Get it right. Geez.
I prefer pie, so I’ll probably be celebrating with a birthday pie. Ergo, no personal example this week. But I picked through what the internet has to offer to compile an amusing and creative list. After this, I’ll probably have to curl into the fetal position on the floor and suck my thumb. I hope you guys appreciate what I do for you.
One more, I think, and since I’m a child of the 80s…
I hope you’re all hungry for cake now. Or steak. Or Rubik’s cubes. Or something.