About a week after Thanksgiving, I posted this on Facebook.

It led to a variety of comments.

There was one odd man out.

Yes, Dan, I called you odd. That’s what you get for liking that song.

This post has a different point than “Christmas music sucks” (though that’s a valid point). The point is what came from a conversation that went something like this:

Me: I hate Christmas music.

Friend: What??

Me: Yep. HATE it.

Friend: But why?

Me: …

Me: …

Me: I…don’t know.

So the point of this post is to figure out why I hate Christmas music. I have a few theories.

Theory 1: Christmas music legit sucks.

This feels most valid, but I have no empirical evidence whatsoever to support it. I do, however, have a string of comments that came after that snowman ornament pic that would counter it. I present them with snarky…