Funny Friday: The One With The Fashion Show Outfits

Okay, I’ve posted about this before. But that was a long time ago, and there’s always fresh material on the subject. Ergo, more funny fashion show outfits!

I’m giving you an assignment: for each of these, imagine yourself walking into your next meeting wearing the displayed outfit. Do it for my amusement.

As with all Funny Friday posts, I make no claim to the images. Thank God.

intestinal

Why yes, I would like to dress as a purple intestinal tract! How did you know? And I agree. Arms are for losers.

pretty boy

This is a guy. A guy. I can’t be sure, but it looks like he’s about to start crying.

ortho

Are his teeth part of the outfit?

Tonight on the Discovery Channel: When fashion and sea anemones collide.

Tonight on the Discovery Channel: When fashion and sea anemones collide.

Stand by for caption...must...stop...laughing... This pointy lampshade needs something. *glances to daughter watching Monsters Inc.* That's it!

This pointy lampshade needs something. *glances to daughter watching Monsters Inc.* That’s it!

Not sure I can top that last one, but I’ll try.

Hey buddy, can you give me a hand?

Hey buddy, can you give me a hand?

mushroom

Does anyone else have a sudden urge to order a pizza with mushrooms on it?

Mommy, I dressed myself!

Mommy, I dressed myself!

I've got nothing for this one. The WTFness is too high.

How are the people in the audience not laughing their asses off?

ball

The designer’s inspiration came from a bouncy ball.

Which one’s your favorite? I keep going back to the eyeball one.

*snicker*

10 thoughts on “Funny Friday: The One With The Fashion Show Outfits

  1. What the what? Arms are for losers. Ha! Nice captions. It’s a good thing fashion isn’t pretentious and doesn’t take itself too seriously as if it were some forum for abstract art that could never be worn by a functioning arm-and-leg-bearing human.

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  2. The guy with the teeth thing genuinely frightens me. Of them all though, I think only the pizza/mushroom woman could go out in public. Maybe.

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